Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Some Things You Do Not Need to Know About...

...Medford.

One of the largest bank heists in U.S. History was pulled off in 1980...by MEDFORD Police Officers!

New York's Mayor Bloomberg is from Medford.

James Pierpont of Medford wrote "Jingle Bells". Lydia Child of Medford wrote "Over the River and Through the Wood".

Leopold Trouvelot, late of 10 Myrtle Street (really late) was trying to breed a better brand of silk worm when, in 1868, a few of his moths got free. He, thus, is credited with unleashing the Gypsy Moth scourge that has troubled New England ever since.

Fannie Farmer and her recipes hail from Medford.

The poor girl who was cut up and deposited in a ditch in LA in the 1940's and is today known as the "Black Dahlia" was from Medford.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

The Dog Days

I know the "Dog Days" have gone: the calendar has flipped and we turn our attention to the harvesting of the crops...stop me -- the closest thing to harvesting I do is picking through the grapes on sale (.99 a pound!!!) at the Star Market.

So what about the Dog Days?. Well, herein, they relate to the dogs on the road. You know, the cuddly ones -- off leash -- that "will never hurt anyone" as their moron owners will attest.

Kids are heading back to school and kids mean walking (not as much as before). Little bodies hop-skip-and-jumping their way to some round faced school marm waiting for her apple (wait a moment, that's "Little House on the Prairie"). The point is, however, kids are small, and to them dogs are big. According to stats found on the site, "dogbitelaw.com", the jaws and claws of "Fido the Friendly Dog" accounted for over 330,000 emergency visits in the most recent year of collected stats. That is second only to baseball/softball.

Each and every one of those 330k blood gushers was caused by a dog that "would not hurt a fly" as owners say so often. Well, I am sorry, but insects not withstanding, I am not interested in a dog's friendship with flies (or fleas for that matter).

When a neighbor allows a dog to stand free, a child is at risk, ans an astute child will be fearful for his safety. And a child fearful for his safety because some boorish owner considers his pooch to be a grand member of society worthy of free roaming is a child in a neighborhood that is diminished and small; made small by small minds of self serving louts.

So let the kids go to school assured in the safety of the streets. Leash and restain your animal. Give children the chance to be better than you. Live in a kennel if you must, but do not ask others to do it with you.

Monday, September 3, 2007

Labor Day Stats

Some info on how good we -- Americans -- I mean are doing. This from that Associated Press. All this is predicated on whether you believe the flaks at the United Nations. It must, I fear, have some sort of factoring to account for the real estate agents you see shopping at Target during the mid-day. At any rate, we are working hard and putting up the numbers. Now how about that house you were looking at? Just a short run from transportation, schools and shopping (Target).

GENEVA - American workers stay longer in the office, at the factory or on the farm than their counterparts in Europe and most other rich nations, and they produce more per person over the year.

They also get more done per hour than everyone but the Norwegians, according to a U.N. report released Monday, which said the United States "leads the world in labor productivity."

The average U.S. worker produces $63,885 of wealth per year, more than their counterparts in all other countries, the International Labor Organization said in its report. Ireland comes in second at $55,986, followed by Luxembourg at $55,641, Belgium at $55,235 and France at $54,609.

The productivity figure is found by dividing the country's gross domestic product by the number of people employed. The U.N. report is based on 2006 figures for many countries, or the most recent available.

Only part of the U.S. productivity growth, which has outpaced that of many other developed economies, can be explained by the longer hours Americans are putting in, the ILO said.

The U.S., according to the report, also beats all 27 nations in the European Union, Japan and Switzerland in the amount of wealth created per hour of work — a second key measure of productivity.

Norway, which is not an EU member, generates the most output per working hour, $37.99, a figure inflated by the country's billions of dollars in oil exports and high prices for goods at home. The U.S. is second at $35.63, about a half dollar ahead of third-place France.

Seven years ago, French workers produced over a dollar more on average than their American counterparts. The country led the U.S. in hourly productivity from 1994 to 2003.

The U.S. employee put in an average 1,804 hours of work in 2006, the report said. That compared with 1,407.1 hours for the Norwegian worker and 1,564.4 for the French.

It pales, however, in comparison with the annual hours worked per person in Asia, where seven economies — South Korea, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, Hong Kong, China, Malaysia and Thailand — surpassed 2,200 average hours per worker. But those countries had lower productivity rates.

America's increased productivity "has to do with the ICT (information and communication technologies) revolution, with the way the U.S. organizes companies, with the high level of competition in the country, with the extension of trade and investment abroad," said Jose Manuel Salazar, the ILO's head of employment.

The ILO report warned that the widening of the gap between leaders such as the U.S. and poorer nations has been even more dramatic.

Laborers from regions such as southeast Asia, Latin America and the Middle East have the potential to create more wealth but are being held back by a lack of investment in training, equipment and technology, the agency said.

In sub-Saharan Africa, workers are only about one-twelfth as productive as those in developed countries, the report said.

"The huge gap in productivity and wealth is cause for great concern," ILO Director-General Juan Somavia said, adding that it was important to raise productivity levels of the lowest-paid workers in the world's poorest countries.

China and other East Asian countries are catching up quickest with Western countries. Productivity in the region has doubled in the past decade and is accelerating faster than anywhere else, the report said.

But they still have a long way to go: Workers in East Asia are still only about one-fifth as productive as laborers in industrialized countries.

The vast differences among China's sectors tell part of the story. Whereas a Chinese industrial worker produces $12,642 worth of output — almost eight times more than in 1980 — a laborer in the farm and fisheries sector contributes a paltry $910 to gross domestic product.

The difference is much less pronounced in the United States, where a manufacturing employee produced an unprecedented $104,606 of value in 2005. An American farm laborer, meanwhile, created $52,585 worth of output, down 10 percent from seven years ago, when U.S. agricultural productivity peaked.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Fat Heads

Not long ago in these parts I put down a little ditty called "10000 Steps". You may find it herein at your convenience. Basically it dealt with why we have become a bunch of butterballs. We'll get back to that.

Many years ago a "muck-a-muck" from some drug company gave a speech to his shareholders. He said, in effect, that the company was not going to get big so long as the company sold drugs to sick people. He said the company would get big if it sold drugs to healthy people. And so began the era of the manufactured disease. Now the normal flows of life are given syndrome and disorder names reduced to initials: ADD, ED, and so forth -- you know them. No longer do we live with ourselves, we live with the drug company's excuse for what we do and have become. My favorite, of course, is the drug for the guy who needs a drug to have sex. In my early days, you needed a drug to make the girl look pretty (booze did the job, too), but you didn't need it to -- shall we say -- uh perform. Now it is Viagra or Cialis replete with the warning of the 4 hour erection. This 4 hour ditty has a name too -- Priapism (who comes up with this stuff???). You are warned to call a doctor if your 4 hours are ... up. I would have thought, in these parts, with a 4 hour job going, one may want to call "the Mayflower Madam" rather than the sawbones who gave you the scrip.

Another aside: One of my dad's friends was talking about Viagra and wondering if you could get it "over the counter". My dad replied, "Maybe, but you'll probably have to take a whole bottle all at once."

Now what does this have to do with anything? Well, readers, it appears researchers in that bastion of good health and enlightened despotism -- Louisiana -- believe they have found a virus that makes people fat. ADENOVIRUS - 36 (AD-36), related to the virus that gives us sniffles, is now responsible for making us large hulking slobs -- and the drug companies are thrilled for now they have yet another excuse to sell us along with the drug. Have a sniffle?...eat a TWINKIE and take a pill.

Virus or no virus, drug or no, the surest way not to be fat is to be fit. Eat to your activity and not beyond it; walk the way our bodies have developed to walk. And, for goodness sake, when you buy your house from me, make sure it has a big lawn. Buy lots of grass seed instead of that pill, and mow that grass yourself.

The drug companies will hate you but your body will say, "AHHHH..."

Sunday, August 5, 2007

Some Things Your Do Not Need to Know About...

...Watertown.

Helen Keller lived in Watertown at the Perkins School for the Blind.

Cambridge's Mount Auburn Cemetery is, in fact, mostly in Watertown (except for the front gate area.)

Members of the rock group Click T live in Watertown.

Eliza Dushku of "Tru Calling" and "Buffy", among other things, graduated from Watertown High School.

The Revolutionary Provisional Congress moved to in Watertown after getting booted out of Concord by the British.

Ditto the Congress after it got booted out of Boston by the British.

Babe Ruth's first wife died an anonymous death in Watertown.

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

The Pan Does the Work but the Dish Gets the Glory

Never could figure that one out. That one, up there at the top of this page. The ditty about pots and pans from Juliachildville. Well, actually my old Grammy used to say it. Today, however, it is all as clear as crystal.

We lost the listing. It expired. We told them the home was priced too high, it would not sell. They refused and we held. Held to their price. We told them where is should be priced and they held and we showed and OH'd ourselves to death.

Now the listing is gone. And we have gotton a rather humble call from another broker. They have been given the listing. The listing price? Within $5000 of where we wanted to place it. So today I am the pan and that other broker is the dish. I just hope the next listing I get has a new kitchen.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Some Things You Do Not Need to Know About...

...Arlington.

Jimmy Doolittle may have spent "30 Seconds Over Tokyo", but he spent much of the other time of his life in Arlington, MA.

The town is named for Arlington National Cemetery and was changed to the current monniker in 1867 from the Algonquin name.

We all know of the great battles of Lexington and Concord, but we do not know that half the fatalities of that April day occured not at the famous sites, but, in fact, in Arlington.

"Uncle Sam" is from Arlington. Yes there really was an "Uncle" Sam. Sam Wilson who stamped his barrels with US before he shipped them to government supply stores. Folks yonder took it to mean UNCLE SAM's property and not UNITED STATES property

Saturday, July 21, 2007

36 Highland Avenue, Watertown


I will be doing stand up comedy at my newly listed property OPEN HOUSE on Sunday 7/22 from 1:00 to 3:00. The address is above. Stop by to see this wonderful and unique 9 room 3 BR 2.5 bath gem with flooring the likes of which you won't see anywhere. BEAUTIFUL. Parking for oodles of cars, great sunset views off the deck. Grape vines with GRAPES to eat growing on the property, yumyumyum. See you.

Monday, July 16, 2007

Winkum and Blinkum and Nod...


Sometimes a house talks to you. Sometimes it cries at the end of the day as it bemoans the weight it has to bear. It creaks and groans throughout the night as it gives back the fottfalls and burdens that have pounded it during the day. Sometimes, however, it just flirts:

"Hi there big guy," it says and it gives you a wink. "Why don't you come up and see me sometime?"

So it is with this house.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Broken (or is it Broker) English

Now, I am not perfect, but I do try to write with style, flair and something akin to the "King's English." I do try to write with dignity and attempt to pass that on to my readers, whether they be viewing a blog, a letter or a listing sheet.

Below is a listing. It is here printed, good readers, exactly as it appears: spelling, spacing and intent have NOT been changed.


Come show and sell this Beautiful 2 family in an excellent area,close to everything. Home perfect for owner occupancy.Each unit offers 3 levels of living area, seperate off street parking,private fenced-in yard(flat)for entertaining.Home is in Great condition. Priced for quick sale.Best offer can own this highly desired home. Call Now!!! Bring Your Best Buyers.Bank approval with all offers. Serious inquaries only,please. Have your Offer forms and Check books ready!!! Thank You.

Someone needs to go back to school,...or at least, back to the spell check.