Broken (or is it Broker) English

Now, I am not perfect, but I do try to write with style, flair and something akin to the "King's English." I do try to write with dignity and attempt to pass that on to my readers, whether they be viewing a blog, a letter or a listing sheet.

Below is a listing. It is here printed, good readers, exactly as it appears: spelling, spacing and intent have NOT been changed.


Come show and sell this Beautiful 2 family in an excellent area,close to everything. Home perfect for owner occupancy.Each unit offers 3 levels of living area, seperate off street parking,private fenced-in yard(flat)for entertaining.Home is in Great condition. Priced for quick sale.Best offer can own this highly desired home. Call Now!!! Bring Your Best Buyers.Bank approval with all offers. Serious inquaries only,please. Have your Offer forms and Check books ready!!! Thank You.

Someone needs to go back to school,...or at least, back to the spell check.