Saturday, February 23, 2008

Broken (or is it Broker) English Redux

This is an actual listing description! Only the town name has been changed "to protect the innocent". Spacing, punctuation, and spelling have NOT been changed.

Very nice location in the heart of Stupidbrokerville,walking distance to elementary school middle school,high school,parks,banks,shopping,etc.This property must be sold as is condition,and also subject to short sale approval from lender.This house needs a handy man to make it nicer.another price cut come on and see it ,it won't last call for an apoitment ,6 hours time between 10:00 am to 5:00 pm.monday to Saturday Sunday 10:am to 7:00 pm

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I continue to be amazed by the lack of professionalism many Realtors display. As funny as this is to read it is a poor representation for the Seller. I have come across many listings with EMPTY description fields. Surely every house must have something worth mentioning and it is our job as the listing Realtor to promote the property in every way possible. And please include photos.