(D)arlington, MA

Notwithstanding the caveat that there is ONE MORE DAY left to the quarter, we hazard a trip north from Belmont and take a look at that darling of the Real estate agents, Arlington (get it?...DArlington...ahem...).

Agents bagged pieces of 33 single family payoffs in the first quarter of 2010. This rubs out as a jump over 2009 where 25 homes changed grimy hands, AND an increase over 2008 when 33 singles, shall we say, entered real estate matrimony (get it?...darling, single, matrimony. Hello?!?! I need a laugh here.).

I would not jump to conclusions here about the 8,000 rubdown being given out here. I leave that mental masturbation to the PHD's at Harvard.

Who knows, Arlington seems to be such a sweet little town. Maybe all they need is love.